Signs in Portugal:
beer advert, if translated literally could be something like"The beer you drink on Monday, we give you back again on Tuesday"
Language school advert mixing English & Portuguese:
Seen in Ladypool Road, Birmingham (photo by Ramesh Krishnamurthy):
Advert seen on London tube Sept 2010:
(how did the other 50% answer?)
I've heard of club feet, but club fish?
In Essouira, Morocco, leatherwork shop:
(literally translated = Bab Doukala Production, in leather and suede, for Women, Men, Children and Bags.)
Seen in a Birmingham shop window:
Hotel fire notice, Salamanca (probably-copied text where the "do not use the lifts" message seems to have got moved in both languages and the "if the exits are blocked" message was probably a heading in the original. Walking on all fours might be tricky, too.)
